Lose Blood Now ~ Mug
Updated and classier version of the primordial magic marker + tempera paint response (circa mid-90s) I painted and Scotch™-taped to the front door for the mysterious dieting enthusiast who habitually left "LOSE WEIGHT NOW! ASK ME HOW!!" flyers in our letterbox.
• Dishwasher safe too, but for immaculate preservation of graphic, please hand-wash.