So, you were invited to “THE BEACH” and reluctantly agreed to forfeit a beautiful day of air-conditioned solitude. Well, It doesn’t have to be ALL doom and gloom. Simply lay motionless on this optical illusion of blood, sand, teeth (YES, teeth) , as well as EVIDENce Marker “A”, and brace yourself for the occasional prodding in the side with a piece of driftwood.

This towel would also look lovely hanging up in a washroom near some of those fancy seashell-shaped hand soaps that look edible but you’re not allowed to touch because they are there ONLY FOR GUESTS!

~ design, tooth photos and blood graphics by Laura FLook.

• A Beach towel
• it's actually more like a BEACh BLANKET that is SHAPEd like a towel. One side is very soft to the touch and features the image pictured . The other side is a white terry-fabric - adding to the absorbency factor. it’s got some weight to it, but i think it's more suitable for using as a barrier between the earth’s surface and your person, rather than something to dry off with. Hopefully someone will leave a review soon to comment on its best function

• 1 average-height human ~or~ 1 human baby + 4 famished Coconut Crabs could forseeably occupy space on this towel and recreationally absorb solar ultraviolet radiation. IF YOU ARE TALL, however, please be mindful of the measurements: • 30”x60” . (in other words, you may wish to bring another towel / blanket with you. or purchase two. 
• 52% cotton / 48% polyester
Please note: This Item will ship to you direct from my printer with No-Frills packaging. This will save time and keeps the price a lot lower than it would be if i hand-packaged and shipped to you separately. THIS. 

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