So, you were invited to “THE BEACH” and reluctantly agreed to forfeit a beautiful day of air-conditioned solitude. Well, It doesn’t have to be ALL doom and gloom. Simply lay motionless on this optical illusion of blood, sand, teeth (YES, teeth) , as well as EVIDENce Marker “A”, and brace yourself for the occasional prodding in the side with a piece of driftwood. 

• A Beach towel

• it's actually more like a BEACh BLANKET that is SHAPEd like a towel. One side is very soft to the touch and features the image pictured . The other side is a white terry-cloth material. (It's got some weight to it, but i think it's more suitable for using as a barrier between the sand and your person, rather than something to dry off with. 

• 1 adult human ~or~ 1 human baby + 4 fully-grown Coconut Crabs could comfortably lay down on this towel and recreationally absorb solar ultraviolet radiation.

• 30”x60”

• 52% cotton / 48% polyester