Laura Flook

Tote Bags

Additional items Added Periodically. 

Current OFFerings, bElow.

Care to personalize your Tote bag with a PERSONAL EFFECTS tag ? (it's like a toe-tag, but for your inanimate belongings). 

FOR INSTANCE... Say you happen to die . ..away from your private residence -or you end up being transported to the Medical Examiner’s office after dying in a suspicious manner (ie: you were found dead, lying on a piece of expired candy, with a small caliber bullet lodged in your left shoulder...at a bowling alley located forty minutes away from where your car is parked; you never showed up for work that day, you were last seen shopping for pencils in the South of France and YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOWLING) ...YES.  Suppose you die suspiciously (like that) and have personal belongings on or with your person at this puzzling time (things like clothes, jewelry, phone,  etc), there’s a good chance any and all of those items would be placed in a bag and tagged with one of these "Attach to Personal Effects" labels, filled out by hospital staff and then set aside for your presumably distraught next of kin. 

If this appeals to you, simply select the option "WITH TAG" when adding it to your cart and you or the lucky Loved One you plan on gifting this to can use a Sharpie®  (may i recommend the ULtra Fine tip?) / any other permanent/ fabric marker/pen of choice and fill in the provided spaces as you/they see fit

PLEASE NOTE: if selected, the TAG will only be printed on ONE side of the bag . the other side will remain how you see the bag WITHOUT the tag. 

• All orders are neatly packaged with brown paper and black ribbon, including an oval-esque hand-written thank-you card tied on with autopsy ligature . 

 

If this order is a GIFT for someone, PLEASE indicate as much on the "Notes to Merchant"during the Checkout Process.  Please be sure to include the name of the creature this gift is FOR and FROM, and / or any brief message you wish me to write on the card.* 

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How YOUr PURchase ALso HELps..

At least 5% of All Purchase Proceeds are Annually Donated to The Brain and Behavior Research Foundation. 100% of this donation will be used to fund NARSAD ( National Alliance for Research on Schizophrenia and Depression) Grants that Focus on Research and Development into the Prevention and Treatment of Serious Mental Illnesses and Conditions, such as Schizophrenia, Schizoaffective & Bipolar Disorders, Major Depression and Autism.