Welcome Back!

Beach towels are BACK 

• actually more like BEACh BLANKETs that are SHAPEd like beach towels.

• One side is very soft to the touch and features the image pictured . The other side is a white terry-fabric - adding to the absorbency factor. it’s got some weight to it, but i think it's more suitable for using as a barrier between the earth’s surface and your person, rather than something to dry off with. 

• 1 average-height human ~or~ 1 human baby + 4 famished Coconut Crabs could forseeably occupy space on this towel and recreationally absorb solar ultraviolet radiation. IF YOU ARE TALL, however, please be mindful of the measurements:

• 30”x60” . (in other words, you may wish to bring another towel / blanket with you. or purchase two.


• 52% cotton / 48% polyester

Care Instructions: Machine-wash cold with like colors at no more than 86ºF (30ºC). Do NOT use bleach and do NOT dry-clean. Hang to dry is preferable, but machine-drying can be used on a low cycle if necessary.

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