Laura Flook

i found an 'ABortion REVERSAL kit' at the pharmacy that i bought because i thought it was hilarious and there was a giant plastic toy insect that came with it.. i took it out to play with it and it turned into a bird of some sort.. i turned my back for one second and then glanced at the bird again and he was smoking a cigarette. i was surprised by this but even more astonished that he was now speaking to me in ENglish, explaining how he WAS PREVIOUSLY  a MAN taking part in a pharmaceutical 'drug study' that went horribly awry…and so to cover up the mishap, the government stepped in and packaged him into the new "ABORTION REVERSAL KIT' as a giant plastic bug.. i was about to set him free into the wild when my friend intervened, saying what i was about to do was cruel.. because how would he find a suitable number of Marlboros in the wilderness after being in captivity for so long with no outdoor survival skills..

Written by Laura Flook — December 27, 2013



lol this is greast! I clearly pictured the bird smoking a cigarette..great writing Laura!

December 17 2016 at 01:12 AM

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